MARRIAGE
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MARRIAGE (Book of my own quotations on Marriage published in 2001)
* Earthquake is the younger brother of marriage.

* Never claim that all the married people are unhappy; wives of some of them may have died.

* The dimples of the lover's cheeks transform into wrinkles of forehead after the marriage.

* Marriage is the step mother of love.

* He used to visit the church once a week before the marriage,but now he visits there daily.

* A married person leads a restful life,but a bachelor leads a peaceful life.

* The man achieves every thing because of his mother,but loses every thing because of his mother in law.

*The couples are the major export of heaven to the hell.

* Marriage is a branch of poetry; it's an elegy.

* So great is the number of those who gladly marry,but so small is the number of those who remain glad after marriage.

* Misery of the man began when the first woman was married on the earth.

* The marriage is a chemical reaction in which two totally different reactants with different properties are forced to react.

* A laundry bill is better than innumerable bills.

* God would had made the marriage the day He would had been too much angry.

* Love is moonlight,while the marriage is sunlight.

* The wife without a husband is like a house without the walls.

* "I can't live without you" transforms into "I can't live with you" after the marriage.

* Woman is nothing without the man,but man is everything without the woman.

* All the mothers fall prey to the inferiority complex after getting their sons married.

* Marriage is a thing in which every thing grows except love.

* The life without marriage is as useless as the marriage without love.

* Serious matters become more serious if taken seriously in marriage.

* The second marriage always seems attractive after the first one,and the first one always seems attractive after the second one.

* In love, the joys and sorrows go hand in hand;but in marriage,the former lags behind.

* A good wife is an honour in the day,and pleasure at night.

* Every mother in law is above the law.

* God never blesses his favourite persons with marriage.

* A happy husband always sees,but remains silent.

* A lover leads from nothing to every thing,but a married person leads from every thing to nothing.

* Laughter pays negligible visits to the married ones.

* Sorrows find a permanent abode in the married people's home.

* I'll quit even the heaven if I met my wife there again.

* Marriage is losing the liberty for having the liberty.

* Women marry when they want to do something in life; men marry when they have nothing else to do.

* Marriage is not a marriage till it has no miss-understanding.

* Married life is a civil war.

* Love is craze,but marriage is pure madness.

* Marriage is ....forcing two critics to live together till death.

* Still there are few husbands on the earth who have understanding with their wives; fortunately their wives are dumb.

* The thing that the wife is curious to know and the husband is efficient to hide is husband's pre-marriage life.

* Marriage is a beginning,not an end .... but of troubles.

* The married life loses the enthusiasm the day the husband or the wife starts admitting their faults.

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